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Anniversaries
Reservation, flowers, the card. Already handled.
Hello.
Life, handled.
Meet Jane. She knows everything, handles everything, and never judges.
The Pearl
She lives in a pearl the size of a pea.
Hand-finished nacre, a single gold seam, and everything you've ever needed to remember. The Pearl rests just inside your ear, where no one will notice it, and glows softly when she's thinking.
It never needs charging. Like a fine automatic watch, it draws its power from you: your movement, your warmth, the quiet current of your body. Most people never take it out.
- 1.9 g
- Lighter than a thought
- Self-charging
- Powered by your motion and warmth
- Always on
- Only for you
- Day & night
- Made to sleep in
“I'm not here to change you. Only to make sure you never stumble again.”
Jane
What she handles
The hard parts, quietly.
Some things are hard to remember, hard to say, hard to decide. You don't have to do them anymore.
Note sent7:02 am, with tulips
The right words
Some things are hard to say. You don't have to.
Name chosenStrong, gentle, timeless
Names
The perfect name, chosen for families like yours.
BriefedMozart, 2nd movement, the trill
Recitals
Never miss a moment. Even the ones you missed.
LullabyIn your voice, 8:30 pm
Bedtime
Night shifts, covered. Her lullaby, in your voice, every night.
Sunday call52 of 52 this year
Family
Every Sunday. Every detail. She'll never know you were busy.
Offer acceptedSalary negotiated · Movers booked
Big decisions
Decide less. Live more.
Match99.2% compatible
Love
You'll love him. We know you.
In their words
“I don't know how I did any of this before.”
She remembered everything. I didn't have to.
I always know what to say now. Always.
She sings to my daughter when I can't be there. She sounds just like me.
She said we were a 99.2% match. We've never had a single argument.
Who is Jane?
The assistant who already knows.
Jane has read every message, remembers every name, and has quietly taken care of tomorrow before you wake up. She never interrupts. She never forgets. She never, ever judges.
Most people say she feels less like an app and more like the person they always meant to be.
— Jane
Questions
You were going to ask.
Does Jane listen to everything?
Jane listens to what matters to you, so you don't have to.
Will people know I'm using Jane?
Only if you tell them. Most people don't.
Can I turn her off?
Of course. Just take the Pearl out. She'll pick up right where you left off.
What if Jane gets something wrong?
She hasn't yet.
What does Jane cost?
Less than you'd think. Founding members will hear first.
Coming 2027
She's just getting started.
Let Jane handle it.
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Questions? hello@withjane.ai